Short Thoughts

Season 13 Episode 6

Millhouse: I didn’t know your dad was so interested in science

Homer: Science??

Bart: Aaahh – he didn’t say science, he said pie pants

Homer: mmmmmmm….pie pants…..

Read at a dim sum restaurant tonight:

We’re sorry: we had a message that would have changed your life forever, but the fat guy at table six got there first

and this gem

Beware a man with a gleam in his eyes – it may just be the sun shining through the hole in his head

nice…